Cheeky Yabby's Jokes Page


An ideal homework excuse

Teacher: Where is your homework?
Cheeky Yabby: I didn't do it because I didn't want to add to your already heavy workload.

An ideal homework excuse

Teacher: Where is your homework?
Cheeky Yabby: My little sister ate it!

An ideal homework excuse
Teacher: Where is your homework?
Cheeky Yabby: Some aliens from outer space borrowed it so they could study how the human brain worked

An ideal homework excuse
Teacher: Where is your homework?
Cheeky Yabby: I loaned it to a friend, but he suddenly moved away

An ideal homework excuse
Teacher: Where is your homework?
Cheeky Yabby: Our furnace stopped working and we had to burn it to stop ourselves from freezing

Teacher: Can anyone tell me how many seconds there are in a year?
Cheeky Yabby: 12 - 2nd January, 2nd February...!

Cheeky Yabby's Mother: What did you learn in school today
Cheeky Yabby: How to write
Cheeky Yabby's Mother: What did you write?
Cheeky Yabby: I don't know, they haven't taught us how to read yet!

Bad timing for an excuse

Teacher: Why were you late?
Cheeky Yabby: Sorry, teacher, I overslept.
Teacher: It's three in the afternoon!


Where did knights learn to kill dragons?
At knight school!

Why was George Washington buried at Mount Vernon?
Because he was dead!

What did Napoleon become when he was 41 years old?
A year older on his birthday!


Q: Why did the music teacher get locked in his classroom?
A: His keys were inside the piano!

Q: What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
A: Lots of blood tests!

Q: Why did the teacher wear sunglasses to school?
A: She had bright students!

Q: Why was the teacher cross-eyed?
A: Because she couldn't control her pupils!